Brown Spider's first game dressed as Brown Spider!!! Titans @ Browns. We took that L!!! 😭😭😭

First Lady's first tailgate!!! Lots of photo bombs in the Muni-Lot!!!

Brown Spider's first ever tailgate was NOT in Cleveland!!! This was in the Meadowlands!!! Shout out to GNATS tailgaters from Cleveland and the Big Apple Browns Backers!!! We beat the SNOT out of the Jets!!!

First Lady had field passes and a SUITE!!! Unfortunately we lost to the Seahawks...

Spider had the Breast Cancer Month fit on. Yell as loud as I could. Same space. Different worlds. But one day...

First Lady was an EYE WITNESS to HelmetGate!!!

Once again, we witnessed the same events live and in person yet never knew each other. #HelmetGage2019... Browns 21 Steelers 7!!!

First Lady had to buy a hoodie. It was a little chilly that night. We got the dub though!!! Browns 35 Bengals 30

Brown Spider had on layers. Because I KNOW how that lake can be!!! Turns out we were in the same endzone on the same level. Two ships passing in the night!!! It would 4 months before we met for the first time.

Commanders at Browns. Spider and his oldest granddaughter!!! One of the few games First Lady and Spider weren't at the same place and same time. It was turning into a good year though. Browns 34 Commanders 20

First Lady went to Jerry's World in Dallas!!! Spider wasn't able to pull that one off. He STILL hasn't been to AT&T Stadium. It's on the list!!! Browns 49 Cowboys 38!!!

Nashville!!! Seems like something was in the air!!! First Lady drove!!! And guess what!!!

Spider drove down as well!!! First Lady had a 2 hour head start!!! How could she miss me with this outfit!!!

Ravens at Browns!!! It was a COLD ONE!!! We came up short but it was a good one!!! Browns 42 Ravens 47!!!

Once again, same place, same time, same space... Different track...

First Lady in one corner of Arrowhead Stadium.

Brown Spider in the OTHER corner of Arrowhead Stadium. We would meet for the first time later that night. We both remember the time and circumstances. But we don't remember each other.

First Lady watched a barn burner at Sofi Stadium!!! Unfortunately we came out with the short end of the stick. Browns 42 Chargers 47. Oh well...

Brown Spider was there at Sofi as well!!! Unfortunately, he missed most of the game due to, ummmm.... circumstances beyond his control. 😂 We still don't even know each other.

First Lady in the front row where she belongs!!! Broncos at Browns...

Brown Spider in the cheap seats where HE belongs!!!

D'Ernest Johnson goes OFF!!! BROWNS 17 BRONCOS 14!!!

Browns at Bengals... Why is First Lady wearing black??? Browns 41 Benals 16!!!

Spider got off work at 8am, drove to Cincy for the game, drove back after the game and went right back to work at 730pm. Excessive speeds were involved. Meanwhile... two ships passing in the night.

The Carolina Browns Backers Saturday Welcome Party. Brown Spider was singing Family Tradition by Hank Williams Jr. First Lady was engaged in deep conversation with Captain Weber. We still didn't know or remember one another from the time we met in KC in Jan 2021. First Lady just happened to be in the camera shot!!!

Brown Spider lost one of his Spidey Goggle lenses...😭

And First Lady lost her favorite pair of glasses the same day. We were living in parallel universes. Cade York saved the day though!!! Browns 26 Panthers 24!!!

Home opener. First Lady with the fresh fit.

Brown Spider in sec 342. We both witnessed an epic Brownsian meltdown vs the Jets. Just not together.

Halloween!!! And we beat the Bengals like the stole something!!! Browns 32 Bengals 13. First Lady was doing family things... ❤️

Two weeks later... Saturday Night in Fort Lauderdale!!!

And Saturday Night in Miami!!!

The game was a DISASTER!!!

I repeat, A DISASTER!!! Dolphins 39 Browns 17...

But Miami was fun!!!

Spider, Son of Spider, and Grandson of Spider, in Detroit for Browns at Bills. Buffalo got snowed out of their own stadium.

Meanwhile, on the same day First Lady was in Cleveland (Bedford Hts) watching Browns at Bills in Detroit on TV.

Four days later, First Lady was in Detroit for Bills at Lions on Thanksgiving. We were two ships passing on the FREEWAY!!!

The first game back for he who shall not be named was against his old team in Houston!!! Brown Spider was there!!!

And so was First Lady!!! Browns 27 Texans 14.

Ravens @ Browns. In The Pit at the GNATS tailgate. We were not even friends. I just recognized her from social media and grabbed a selfie. She thought I was an a*hole!!! 😂 She was probably right.

New season, new hopes, new dreams!!! Brown Spider saw First Lady in passing that day and said hi. Ships passing in the daytime now. 😂😂😂😂😂

Pro Football Hall of Fame Game. Browns vs Jets. At this point we're social media friends. Brown Spider even sold First Lady tickets to the game.

Pro Football Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony!!! First Lady by herself...

Pro Football Hall of Fame Induction Ceremony. Brown Spider by himself...

Week 1 2023. First Lady in the muni-lot.

Week 1 2023. Brown Spider at W. 3rd and Summit. A tale of two tailgates.

First Lady at the Steelers/Browns joint tailgate in Pittsburgh!!! She ran into Brown Spider and he gave here his extra wristband and left her to her own devices. We were still just social media associates.

Spider had shenanigans of his own to get into. It involved lots of alcohol. Which was necessary based on the football tragedy that was about to befall Browns Nation. STEELERS 26 BROWNS 22 and Nick Chubb lost for the season. 😭

First Lady on the Browns of Columbus bus heading up to CLE for Niners at Browns. The Niners were in for a surprise... A RUDE PAINFUL SURPRISE!!!

Nobody gave us a chance. BUT GOD!!! And PJ Walker 😂😂😂 BROWNS 19 NINERS 17!!!

First Lady bathroom selfie on the way to INDY from Columbus!!!

Brown Spider bathroom selfie on the way to INDY from Cleveland!!!

You could say the seed for our eventual relationship was planted here in INDY. We hung out with this group of friends for the weekend and had a blast!!! It was the first time we were in each others presence for more than a few minutes (other than KC Jan 2021 which neither of us remember each other from). Nothing romantic came of it at this time. We were both otherwise occupied. We all... the whole group... just got to know one another. I think we all became friends that weekend.

Had lots of fun with all my Browns social media friends who became real life friends. And we got the dub!!! BROWNS 39 COLTS 38!!!

At this point we were still just platonic friends online and in the text group from the posse that hung in Indy. Even hung out with some of the same people on THIS game day, but did not see each other. It was a good day though. BROWNS 13 STEELERS 10. THANKS DTR!!!

First Lady drove up from Columbus this game day with the Mailman and his cousin. Here's Spider with the Mailman and his cousin (along with Joker's Cuckoo and Top Dawg). But we didn't run into each other. We got the dub though!!! THANKS DTR!!!

The whole crew from Indy got back together to watch the Jets clinch a playoff spot with a win over the Jets!!!

The night a romance was born.

A time was had!!! HOUSTON WE HAVE A SOLUTION!!!

Two words: STADIUM LOCKUP!!! Watch and enjoy!!!

HOME OPENER 2024!!! Me and my queen on some guys throne!!! The Cowboys beat our asses!!!

Jacksonville was rainy for NO REASON!!!! We got the dub though... BROWNS 18 JAGUARS 13

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GRANT DELPIT!!!

VEGAS BROWNS BACKERS POOL PARTY!!!

The Raiders Black Hole isn't the fearsome place it used to be. Moving to Vegas will do that to you I guess!!! We lost, but we still had a good time!!!

The City of Brotherly of Love!!! We had a great time with Chief and The Mailman!!!

Don't worry Batman!!! You're secret identity is safe with us!!! The Browns lost, but we always win with the friendships we make along the way!!!

GREAT FRIENDS IN THE MUNI-LOT!!! And we got the DUB!!! BROWNS 29 RAVENS 24!!!

SHE AIN'T HEAVY!!! SHE'S MY BABY!!!

In the New Orleans Super Dome with friends!!!

BOURBON STREET!!!

THURSDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL SNOW GLOBE GAME!!! Soooo glad we decided to brave the elements!!! BROWNS 24 STEELERS 19!!!

The last home game before Christmas 2024!!!

First Lady planned and hosted one of the best Christmas celebrations we've had in the Spider family in a loooong time!!! What a blessing she's been!!!

We traveled together to the Nimba County Ecolodge in Yekepa, Liberia, West Africa!!! What an adventure!!!

First Lady and the Nimba Mountain Range.

First Lady meeting Brown Spider's mother in Lakpazee Community of Monrovia, Liberia!!!

Browns at Panthers preseason 2025... Browns Hall of Famer Joe Thomas and sports broadcaster Chris Rose shouted us out on the national TV!!! And our Browns looked GREAT!!!!